i think my life just likes punching me repeatedly in the ovaries, both metaphorically and literally.
kind of sort of dead inside
via kayoticthinking The Top Five Languages I Want To Be Able To Speak Fluently: 1. Filipino 2. Spanish 3. Cantonese 4. Swahili 5. French The Top Five Countries I Want To Visit Before I Die: 1. UK 2. India 3. Mexico 4. Philipines 5. Belgium The Top Five People I Want To Meet Before I Die (or before they die) 1. Quentin Tarantino 2. Kathleen Hanna 3. Amanda Palmer 4. Neil Gaiman 5. Joss Whedon...
shake and shout
via kayoticthinking TEN THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF 1. I have brown hair that I dye at least once a summer. 2. I love the theatre, not necessarily for the acting part, but because it’s impossible to not make at least one friend. 3. I curse. A lot. And everyone is always surprised. 4. Barnes & Noble is my happy place. 5. Nothing is better than a brand new book that you just might fall in love...
This is seriously an amazing mixtape by the artist Eike Konig. I highly recommend it even if all the songs are on one file. Download it and you won’t regret it. I sort of want to get this magazine now.
This is a poem for the empty hearted The men that are sacks They contain not useful things Not potatoes, or copper pots Just empty spaces of dirty nothing They sing their own praises high and loud But no one listens, they screech too hard They sing of feelings so deep And promises they thought to keep But no one feels a thing for them They walk right by For a sack cannot feel a thing at...
clientsfromhell: Client: “We ran the ad you designed in a magazine and no one bought our product, so we would like a refund on what we paid you and we will be taking our business elsewhere.” Us: “Maybe the ad didn’t work because you are selling hunting and fishing supplies and you put the ad in a women’s home magazine.” Client: “That’s because we heard that women make most purchasing decisions...